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HOB'S CURIOS & SUNDRY WARES

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Would you? - Premium Matte Paper Wooden Framed Poster

$35.00

Framed proof that some questions are better left unasked. Would you? Would you really?

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WHAT YOU'RE GETTING

Hand-finished, not mass-stamped by the Kingdom's presses. Printed on heavyweight 200gsm matte paper — smooth, non-reflective, no cheap glare. Slotted into a durable pine wood frame (20–25mm thick) and shielded behind shatterproof plexiglass. FSC-certified stock, because even contraband should have its conscience. Arrives ready-to-hang, hanging kit included.

Pick your Size up top in the buy box — it changes the framed dimensions you'll get. Two cuts available:

  • 13x18 cm / 5x7″ — the desk conspirator. Small enough to hide, loud enough to notice.

  • 27x35 cm / 11x14″ — the wall statement. For those who don't mind being asked questions.

Measured against the paper edge. Frame adds 10–14mm of pine on every side.

Printed and packed on demand — no warehouse full of the Kingdom's surplus here. Once it's made, it slips past the checkpoints and lands on your doorstep in 3–5 business days. Each piece is wrapped rigid and corner-guarded so it arrives uncreased, unbent, and none the wiser to how far it traveled. Tracking sent the moment it leaves the alley.

If it turns up damaged or wrong, tell me within 30 days and I'll set it right — replacement or refund, your call. Since every piece is made to order, I can't take back a change of heart, so be sure before you claim it. And if it arrived cursed? That's a feature, not a defect — but I'll hear you out anyway.

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