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RARE FIND

SUNDRY WARES // NO. 47

Ruler of Sinope - Museum Quality Matte Paper Poster

Ruler of Sinope, unrolled and unbothered — hang it before the Kingdom notices it's missing.

$15.00

the Kingdom charges triple

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Printed on demand, shipped quiet. Barnaby doesn't do refunds on things the Kingdom wanted back.

THE SPEC SHEET // FILED UNDER: PROOF

DIMENSIONS OF THE FIND

Measured twice. Smuggled once. Here's exactly what turns up when the mailer tube lands on your doorstep.

DIMENSIONS

11" x 14"

27 cm x 35cm — a standard poster wall-slot, no bespoke framing required.

PAPER STOCK

250 GSM MATTE

Museum-quality, heavyweight archival paper. Acid-free, off-white, built to outlast the Kingdom.

PRINT FINISH

MATTE / NO GLARE

Fade-resistant matte ink. Reads true under any light, throws back no glare, keeps its ink for decades.

SHIPS ROLLED

Rolled into a protective mailer tube and shipped unframed — no creases, no fingerprints, no questions asked.

THE FINE PRINT

// TERMS OF THE TRADE

Struck on museum-quality matte, uncoated paper — heavy, acid-free, and true off-white. Archival inks lay the color down true-to-life and hold it there for the long haul. It arrives ready to frame; do it right and it'll outlast the Kingdom that tried to bury it.

Rolled tight and sealed into a protective tube so no corner ever gets bent. Printed and dispatched within 2–3 days — smuggled out the back before the Kingdom's tax collectors notice it left the shelf. Tracking follows once it's on the road.

Thirty days to change your mind. Send it back and I'll ask no questions — I've got secrets of my own, so I'll grant you yours. One condition: the goods make it back to me in one piece, uncursed and uncrumpled. Bring it home whole and your coin returns just as quiet as it left.

// FROM THE BACK SHELVES

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